Ah, twinkies. Those little yellow tubes of doughy cream filled goodness are going away. Apparently a prolonged strike by union bakery workers
caused the death knell for the entire Hostess company. Well, folks, I guess you showed them! Have fun collecting unemployment. Guess you should of taken notice that the CEO of Hostess recently got done reading Atlas Shrugged.....
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| Asshole... |
Anyway, as any good Zombie Apocalypse aficionado that watched Zombieland knows, Twinkies are THE snack for the post apocalypse party or for when you need that little bit of extra blood sugar to lop off the heads of the last few walkers in a lumbering herd of zeds. It lends an allegorical lesson to Zombieland rule #32: Enjoy the little things...
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| Tallahassee just came... |
So, hopefully the company will be bought, or at least the IP for the recipe, so the Twinkie may endure as long as its proverbial shelf life....in the mean time, much like ammo now is the time to stockpile Twinkies.
I'm gonna need a bigger basement....
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