2nd Amendment to the Constitution of The United States of America

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)

Friday, November 16, 2012

RIP Twinkies...The Zed Apocalypse is gonna suck now...

Ah, twinkies. Those little yellow tubes of doughy cream filled goodness are going away.  Apparently a prolonged strike by union bakery workers caused the death knell for the entire Hostess company.   Well, folks, I guess you showed them!  Have fun collecting unemployment.  Guess you should of taken notice that the CEO of Hostess recently got done reading Atlas Shrugged.....

Asshole...
Anyway, as any good Zombie Apocalypse aficionado that watched Zombieland knows, Twinkies are THE snack for the post apocalypse party or for when you need that little bit of extra blood sugar to lop off the heads of the last few walkers in a lumbering herd of zeds.  It lends an allegorical lesson to Zombieland rule #32: Enjoy the little things...

Tallahassee just came...
So, hopefully the company will be bought, or at least the IP for the recipe, so the Twinkie may endure as long as its proverbial shelf life....in the mean time, much like ammo now is the time to stockpile Twinkies.

I'm gonna need a bigger basement....


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